NO-NAD's Diss The Boob Tube:
Source: Variety via Yahoo Site posting
The 'Feminist Primetime Report' spews NO-NAD drivel about the sorry state of televised fare on the 'six networks'. Big fun. How is this data collected? I'm so glad you asked:

'...More than 80 teams of "Feminist Field Analysts" watched prime-time programming throughout spring 2002 and graded shows based on the criteria of gender composition and diversity, violent content, sexual exploitation and social responsibility...' (Variety)

As expected, they didn't like anything they saw. Among the complains: Too many men (134 more men than women); most female characters were esthetically pleasing, in the Jennifer Aniston mode...young, thin, white: only four lotus babes had meaningful roles on prime time boob tube fare. Translation: Some NO-NAD whiners viewed the tube looking for rampant oppression and found it. Am I supposed to be surprised? It's fascinating that the one criteria that prompts me to endure the tube never got mentioned. All the eye candy in the world won't make me watch a show that's neither interesting or entertaining.

We're Shocked, Shocked We Tell You:
Source: Reuters
Dr. Lisa L. Lindy, an Ivory Tower denizen from an Educrat cabal called, Western Kentucky University at Bowling Green, finds GLAAD BAAGs in general and Y-Nauts in particular endlessly fascinating. That's why she felt a pressing need to conduct a study that involved '927 lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender college students' (Reuters). For those of you harboring dark visions of an Ivory Tower troll in sensible shoes seeking some hormonal companionship, I have one thing to say...The same notion crossed this pagan's mind.

Whatever her motives, the good Doctor is shocked and dismayed by the results of her study:

'...bisexual and lesbian women tended to recognize their orientation, come out and begin having sex at a later age than did men.

Women were also less likely than men to report having used a condom or other barrier during their last sexual encounter, and were less likely to use a condom during both vaginal and anal sex.

Female respondents also reported being attracted to both women and men more often than male respondents...' (Reuters)

'...Lindley and her team also discovered that lesbian, bisexual and transgender women were more likely than men to be regular smokers, to use marijuana, LSD and hallucinogenic mushrooms, and to have both a piercing and a tattoo. For instance, 25% of women said they had used LSD in their lifetimes, compared to only 13% of men...' (Reuters)

'...Lindley and her team also discovered that 10% of lesbian and bisexual women reported having attempted suicide during the past 12 months, compared to 4% of gay and bisexual men...' (Reuters)

Bottom line: Y-Nauts are late blooming, any plumbing will do when I'm terminally horny, don't helmet that little soldier on my account, tattooed substance abusers who are prone to suicide. Film at eleven! This reeks of GLAAD BAAGs as tortured victims of a macho white male society. Am I supposed to give a flaming rip about the on-going tragedy of the differently-sexual? Am I expected to be shocked that life for the differently-sexual isn't a non-stop picnic? Do I care? Sort of, but not because of this study, alleged scholarship that seems to be another foregone conclusion seeking statistical justification.

Another NO-NAD Brain-Fart:
Source: Fox News
A do-gooder group of dolts in D.C. must feel blind-sided by the latest NO-NAD brain-fart. What, you're wondering, could the NO-NAD's find 'offensive' about an advertising campaign 'intended to educate people in their twenties and thirties about how to prevent infertility' (Fox News) I'm so glad you asked.

'...The ads - developed for the American Society for Reproductive Medicine - use provocative baby bottle images to highlight four major causes of infertility: cigarette smoking, unhealthy body weight, sexually transmitted diseases, and advancing age. The offending ad shows a baby bottle in the shape of an hourglass with the words "Advancing age decreases your ability to have children."...' (Fox News)

The NO-NAD's' shrill din includes a tantrum that such imagery is a deliberate plot to stampeded terrified NO-NAD's into getting urped. Are NO-NAD's really saying that women are so easily swayed that they'd abandon a thriving career, or shed a predilection for a child-free existence, over one puny advertisement? That might explain how the NO-NAD's manage to recruit their NO-NAD cadre in the first place. Hmm...Learn something every day.

North Carolina NO-NAD Nonsense
Source: Charlotte Observer
This pagan is thrilled to report that even Southern belles aren't immune to NO-NADism. To celebrate the 30th anniversary of the Charlotte chapter of NOW, thirty of these nattering NO-NAD's gathered outside a local Wal Mart, a retailer that just won NOW's coveted 'Merchant of Shame' award, for it's refusal to coddle NO-NAD's in such areas as promotions and insurance coverage.

Lest you think this is all they have to celebrate, consider this list of stellar accomplishments as cited by the Observer:
'...• Giving The Charlotte Observer a "Barefoot and Pregnant" award for what was viewed as a segregationist "For and About Women" section.
• Lobbying Presbyterian Hospital to allow nurses to wear uniforms with pants.
• Investigating and protesting Charlotte-Mecklenburg schools' employment policies and seeing the first woman named a high school principal...'

This pagan thinks a meaningful organization would have a lot more to show for 30 years of whining than this pathetic dose of NO-NADism. Color this sexist pig, very, very amused.

Flying Solo
Source: Front Page Magazine
According to the Cornell Review, campus NO-NAD's hatched a beyond bold new concept to make the learning experience especially pleasurable for Cornell coeds. Campus dispensaries now offer a vast sex toy assortment, featuring a world-class vibrator collection. They're situated right after the turkey baster display, before you get to the Lorena Bobbitt cutlery set.

Various NO-NAD zealots dress this up in NO-NAD Victim-Speak, attempting to make this sound like NO-NAD rocket science. The plain facts are quite simple: certain horny NO-NAD's want to fly solo, but can't face up to the lowlifes who infest your local sex shop. Bagging an electronic wang at the campus dispensary is much more civilized. File this epic under 'no harm, no foul'. Happy, uh...motoring, NO-NAD horndogs.

Oppression 101
I heard on the radio that the NO-NAD's have declared war on Valentine's Day. This is just another NO-NAD trip-wire being deployed to secure the oppression they need to validate their victim identity. If the oppressors ignore this egregious assault onÊ women, it's blatant sexism. If the oppressors cast aspersions about NO-NAD overreaction, it's still sexism. Obviously this is a win-win gig for the NO-NAD's. They need an infusion of oppression to reinvigorate their victimhood, and this is sure to do the trick.

If I understood the strident vast right-wing conspiracy wench spewing this stuff on my radio, the NO-NAD's want to abolish Valentine's Day, in favor of a NO-NAD friendly 'V' Day...'V' standing for violence, vagina and validation (she might have said victory). NO-NAD's are changing "I am woman, hear me roar" into "I am victim, hear me whine." Whatever floats your boat, NO-NAD's.

NO-NAD News - Striking Contrasts
Sources: Seattle Times, Independent (UK)
When compared with the life and death horrors faced by women in traditional cultures, Amerika's NO-NAD campaigns are 'trivial pursuits'. To illustrate this point, let's examine two stories from today's newspapers:

Today's Trivial Pursuit: Washington's State Supreme Court slammed the door of alleged justice on the Fraternal Order of Eagles's collective nads, by ruling that this exclusively-male organization must offer full membership to NO-NAD's. The state's anti-discrimination law allows "distinctly private" organizations to discriminate, but the high court played shyster games to exempt the Eagles fromÊ their "distinctly private" aspirations.

A quote from a NO-NAD zealot says it all: "It is time for all organizations to look at the greater good of equality." (Vanessa Power, board president of the Northwest Women's Law Center, as quoted by the Seattle Times)

(Pagan translation: Exclusively-male organizations are evil incarnate and must be eradicated, by any means necessary.)

Today's Traditional Culture Tidbit: A Mecca Maniac group in the disputed dothead state of Kashmir spewed their true believer drivel via posters that ordered all women in the area to wear those head-to-toe moo-moo things, or suffer the consequences. They're also attacking women who have the audacity to attend school. Proving that they were twisted beyond all comprehension, this group - Lashkar Jabbar - attacked a women wearing 'inappropriate clothes' with acid, last year. This week, they kicked it up a notch, big time:

'...(two) women, both 21, were shot dead on Thursday night by militants in the south of the Muslim-majority state, while the third was dragged away and beheaded, reports in Delhi said yesterday, citing Indian officials. The reports said the three women had been taken from their village houses in the Rajouri district, where the posters containing the dress diktat recently appeared...' (Independent)

Women get dragged from their homes then executed for wearing the wrong clothes, in India, while the biggest challenge facing our relentlessly whining Amerikan NO-NAD's is the Fraternal Order of Eagles exclusively-male membership. What's wrong with this picture? Everything, but don't hold your breath for our stateside NO-NAD's to admit it. They're too busy looking for their next trivial pursuit.